Negotiations Made

craig

that duck of yours was sneaky and sly - and really quite smart. although he never said much, he was always thinking of what to do next. i'm sure that you are enjoying your time with quacky again - but i am warning you - don't ever mistreat quacky in the future, or he may go "missing" once again. and to all of you out there - treat your furry, stuffed friends with care or I WILL STRIKE AGAIN...

ducknapper

Ducknapper

What's going on? I did as you ask and sent Butter Braid pastry samples to Pioneer as instructed but I have not heard anything from you since. I am concerned for my duck and by you not communicating with me makes me wonder if something terrible has happen. What has happen? Is Quacky alright? I can tell something has changed because you are not so demanding anymore. I'm not scared of you anymore! I'll find out who you are and I will have my revenge.

CF

I spoke with Mr. C this weekend, and I must say he is so distraught and worried about Quacky that he has gotten very run down and has now taken ill. How much must this poor man go through? Please return Quacky to Mr. C. They need each other. Even though Mr. C is so very ill, he still baked Butter Braid pastries this morning for the folks at Pioneer in Algona. What a guy, he is doing whatever it takes to get his Quacky back safe and sound.... Theresa - Wesley, IA

i see progress is being made, samples to pioneer are next.

ducknapper

Ok Ducknapper I took samples to Kemna's. The person I talked to didn't know anything and I didn't get any clues as to where Quacky is or who you are. Where do we go from here??

CF

I will get Kemna's samples to them in the morning.

CF

using him as a push pin, taunting him about duck stew and "duck" taping him to your monitor in an office isolated from his other duck friends is not exactly what i would call a caring manner. no more questions - i only want results.

samples are to be delivered to kemna ASAP or code-orange will take place, but maybe that's what you want now, isn't it CRAIG.

ducknapper

Whoa wait a minute. Why would you think I didn't care for my duck. > Doesn't he look healthy, has good color on his bill, feet and body? I > have never put him in a blender. > > Just how did Kemna's get involved with this? Maybe you have a partner > there?

CF

craig - i am dissapointed to hear that you are unable to meet my demand. > > the duck status may be moved to a code-orange if something is not done > soon.

sampling the individuals at kemna would be a good start, but you have > a long ways to go. Your friend must be a keeper as it sounds like > they are striving to find ways to keep your duck alive. I'm just > wondering if you are trying as hard as you could be. Of course that > would mean you have to actually care about the well-being of your duck > - something you have not demonstrated by torturing him. isn't that right...

i don't want lunch or your money. all i want is for butter braid to > be in every home in the united states. your poor duck - he sat atop > your monitor for months and months smelling and seeing the delicious > butter braid pastries and never once did you give him any. that is > the worst torture of all.

ducknapper

Dear Ducknapper

Your ransom demands are very high. I'm just a lonely plant manager >> and having a Butter Braid pastry in every home is beyond my control. >> It is a proven fact that these pastries are of great quality and >> everyone should have the opportunity to enjoy one. Our Marketing >> team > >> (especially a lovely lady named xxxxxx) has been doing a great job >> promoting our product. >> >> Is there a more reasonable solution to this problem, something that >> is > >> more obtainable for me. >> >> A friend of mine feels that small gestures like sending samples to >> Kemna's will help keep Quacky alive. Now that is something that can >> be more easily accomplished. >> >> Maybe buying you lucnh once in awhile is something you would consider. >> >> Please let me know.

CF